you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have already put on my inside pants.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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