He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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