Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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