well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
