after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
