It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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