Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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