You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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