Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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