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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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