I wish I only lived at night.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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