This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize
