I need help removing her.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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