On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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