Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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