Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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