return my video game
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My bed smells like the plague
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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