Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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