If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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