Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
