As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
