do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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