Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
