the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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