The maid of honor just puked.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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