so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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