this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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