My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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