So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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