Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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