Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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