You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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