How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
