So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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