maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he thought i was a dude.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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