K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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