Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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