He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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