So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You don't make any sense
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