I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This baby is an asshole
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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