You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
God, I missed his penis.
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