I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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