Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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