Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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