it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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