you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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