i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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