Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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