I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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