So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Having a random hookup so left but love u
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Liz is crying about burritos again.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
