windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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