I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
