I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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