this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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